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Post by KingFisher85 on Jan 7, 2004 17:56:45 GMT -5
LOL Them are all funny jokes there....Dang, 15 page's of jokes....;D
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Post by schoonergirl on Jan 7, 2004 23:41:25 GMT -5
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those a$$holes deducted $95.00 in taxes.
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Post by upriverbright on Jan 7, 2004 23:52:00 GMT -5
lmao good one sandy  |
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Post by coldasice97141 on Jan 8, 2004 2:12:46 GMT -5
Be careful what you wish for
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A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."
The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer,
"I want to be hard all the time and get all the a$$ I want."
"As you wish," the genie replied.
So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat..."
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Post by coldasice97141 on Jan 8, 2004 2:14:53 GMT -5
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So your blind date went badly...
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Clasp his/her hand tenderly as you part and say:
"THIS IS THE BEST TIME I'VE HAD SINCE..."
(choose one of the following)
a.) "the night my car broke down near the dairy farm,
and I pissed on the electric fence."
b.) "my last mammogram, when the machine jammed..."
c.) "my date's vasectomy leaked on my new suede skirt..."
d.) "the IRS audit denied Grandma as a dependent, just
because she runs a little 'massage parlor' in the basement."
e.) "my ex-husband stopped by to introduce me to his
boy friend..."
f.) "my girl friend dumped me, and I spent the weekend
watching the roaches drive off the kitchen rats..."
g.) "that ski weekend I bunked with 2 really cute
babes... engaged to each other."
h.) "the night before my budget presentation, when
Rover crapped on my laptop PC..."
i.) "my date got sick, and had me take out her cousin
Brunhilda. Did you ever see a women wrestler crack
walnuts in her armpit?""
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Post by coldasice97141 on Jan 8, 2004 2:17:50 GMT -5
Isn't that just like the government? Way to funny Sandy |
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Post by KingFisher85 on Jan 8, 2004 2:27:30 GMT -5
LOL them are way too good!!!! the gov one is real good!!! ;D
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Post by McIrish on Jan 12, 2004 10:58:06 GMT -5
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