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Post by McIrish on Oct 28, 2003 12:33:24 GMT -5
What a wacky coincidence!!!  |
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Post by upriverbright on Oct 28, 2003 12:40:24 GMT -5
thats why I posted it "Sandy was spelled Sandie" I changed it thats all  |
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Post by coldasice97141 on Oct 28, 2003 23:46:50 GMT -5
Those are way to funny Jeff!!!!! I loved the cat one!!!!
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Post by schoonergirl on Oct 30, 2003 16:35:37 GMT -5
PMS:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Post by McIrish on Oct 30, 2003 16:44:09 GMT -5
So, so true, Sandy |
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Post by upriverbright on Oct 30, 2003 17:01:58 GMT -5
Putting up with men's $%!#
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Post by coldasice97141 on Oct 30, 2003 22:40:04 GMT -5
SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT MEN.....
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her
clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the
front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased
or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's
inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out
too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush,
always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but
keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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Post by coldasice97141 on Oct 30, 2003 22:42:44 GMT -5
Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
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Post by coldasice97141 on Oct 30, 2003 22:45:04 GMT -5
QUICK JOKE
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce;
smooth and sophisticated."
The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and
powerful."
The third said "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a
hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."
Did I mention that Jeff Drives a Chevy!!!!!J/K Dear!!!
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Post by KingFisher85 on Oct 30, 2003 22:52:58 GMT -5
LOL them are good ;D
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Post by schoonergirl on Oct 30, 2003 22:58:26 GMT -5
These are just plain funny.
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Post by upriverbright on Oct 30, 2003 23:13:33 GMT -5
Thats me to a tee, the Chevy part that is!!!!!
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Post by schoonergirl on Oct 31, 2003 14:08:35 GMT -5
TMI you two.  But funny. |
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Post by KingFisher85 on Nov 1, 2003 23:49:15 GMT -5
Man had allegedly exposed himself to teens
PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 31 — A man described by
authorities as a known sexual predator was chased
through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry
crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and
punched him after he was tackled by neighbors,
police said Friday.
RUDY SUSANTO, 25, who had exposed himself to
teen-age girls on as many as seven occasions
outside St. Maria Goretti School, struck again on
Thursday just as students were being dismissed,
police said.
But this time, a group of girls in school uniforms
angrily confronted Susanto with help from some
neighbors, police said. When Susanto tried to run,
more than 20 girls chased him down the block.
Two men from the neighborhood caught him
and the girls took their revenge.
“The girls came and started kicking him and
punching him, so I wasn’t going to stop them,”
neighbor Robert Lemons told The Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Susanto was later treated for injuries at a local
hospital. Police said he would be charged with 14
criminal counts including harassment, disorderly
conduct, open lewdness and corrupting the morals
of a minor. ;D
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Post by coldasice97141 on Nov 4, 2003 2:45:32 GMT -5
FANCY DRESS PARTY
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween
party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head
and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his
problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden
leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized
his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week
goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look
the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from
emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so
again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.
The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the
molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your
a$$ and go as a caramel apple.
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But funny.