Post by schoonergirl on Dec 15, 2003 14:13:00 GMT -5
I don't usually share my recipe's with people, but the other day I was making these cookies for the holidays, and it was working so well that I thought I would pass it along so you could try it.
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Please follow the directions carefully!
1 cup of water
1tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one tsp of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best
to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in
the dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor... Mix on the
turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Adda spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you cand find. Greash
the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, thrrow the bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas!!!
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Please follow the directions carefully!
1 cup of water
1tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one tsp of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best
to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in
the dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor... Mix on the
turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Adda spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you cand find. Greash
the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, thrrow the bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas!!!
