Post by usdburb on Oct 29, 2003 16:44:07 GMT -5
The girl came skipping home from school one day.
Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other
kids could
only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10!"
Very good," said her mother.
Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
Mommy,
Mommy,"
She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and
all the other
kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See?
a, b, c, d, e,
f, g!"
Very good," said her mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
>"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
>"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when
we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but
I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
>"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
>"No, it's because you're 25."
Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other
kids could
only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10!"
Very good," said her mother.
Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
Mommy,
Mommy,"
She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and
all the other
kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See?
a, b, c, d, e,
f, g!"
Very good," said her mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
>"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
>"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when
we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but
I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
>"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
>"No, it's because you're 25."
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