Post by RT on Oct 16, 2003 16:42:12 GMT -5
Doug R. sent me this today, and it's too good not to share. (Mods, moving this to wherever you put the joke section is fine with me).
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The government today announced that it is changing our emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Dang, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
;D
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The government today announced that it is changing our emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Dang, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
;D
