Post by usdburb on Oct 15, 2003 21:48:35 GMT -5
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings
the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind
the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The
angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."
He replies, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh, yes let's, she replies!
But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you
crap on its head."
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings
the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind
the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The
angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."
He replies, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh, yes let's, she replies!
But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you
crap on its head."
