Post by RT on Jan 25, 2004 3:24:21 GMT -5
Has anyone else been getting these email propisitions in your emails? I must have emailed an inquiry by mistake to some company for a 'senility products' catalog or something; because I've gotten a half dozen of these rediculous things over the previous several weeks! The others I just deleted, except I replied to one to remove my addy from their list. Getting another one tonight despite that, moved me to send a serious reply (see below). I wish a bunch of you would send similar emails to their address; best from a computer cafe? ..... Read on - and get rich!!! ;D
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mr. Zakir Mehmood" <m_zakir2000@primposta.com>
To: <calypso@comcast.net>
Sent: Saturday, January 24, 2004 9:00 PM
Subject: Urgent Reply
Mr. Zakir Mehmood
Soneri Bank Limited
Silver Jubilee Center,
Britto Road, Garden East,
Karachi,pakistan
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Zakir Mehmood official of Soneri Bank Limited .This is an urgent and very confidential business proposition.
On June 6, 2000,a Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the pakistan
Asian Institute of Mining and Metallurgy, Mr.kassim Hassan made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for twelve
calendar months, valued at US$26,500,000.00,(Twenty-six Million, five hundred thousand Dollars) in my branch.
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address,but got no reply. After a month,we sent a reminder
and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the National Petroleum Corporation that Mr.kassim Hassan died
from an automobile accident.On further investigation,I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to
trace his next of kin was fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr.kassim Hassan
did not declare any kin or relations in all his official
documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$26,500,000.00
has carefully been fixed in my bank for safe keeping.
No one will ever come forward to claim it.
According to Asian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years,
the money will revert to the ownership of the Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to
stand in as the owner of the money which was fixed deposited in my bank. I am writing you because
I as a public servant,i cannot operate a foreign account.
I want to present you as the owner of the funds so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney.
This is simple.I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney will prepare
the necessary documents which will put you in place as the beneficiary of the funds.
The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 80% for
me and 20% for you. The paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email and Upon your response,I shall then provide you with
more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both
of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in real estate within your country.
Due to the nature of confidentiality in this Transaction our
communication can only be via email and fax mostly.
Thanks and my regards.
Mr. Zakir Mehmood
Soneri Bank Limited
MY REPLY:
Dear Mr. Mehmood:
Re: Soneri Bank Funds
I am very interested in your proposition! I will be your foreign substitute stand in for the fallen multi millionaire. This is awesome! I love you for picking me!
Since I'm the only person you've sent this out to, I am sure you know of my address. But so that I don't have to upgrade from near top security all the way to top level security around my property, I will suggest we do this a fool proof way. This is how it will work great for all of us .....
..... You are to withdraw the $26,500,000.00 from it's confines in your bank. Take the cash and/or commodities to a Switzerland bank and exchange it for 26,500 American $1,000 bills. Bail it all in three large canvas sacks. Load the sacks along with three small but durable camels in the fastest cargo jet you can rent. Have your ground contacts email me upon your departure. DO NOT try to come through U.S. Customs! Then ....
.... fly in over Mexico at very low altitude, below radar detection level. Then elevate the jet back up to 45,000 feet and fly to that smaller airport just outside of Spokane, Washington (there's only one non international municiple airport that can land a plane that size - it's in the book). There, I will have waiting a small traveling circus caravan, including a large cargo truck with circus logos on it's side (white truck with red and yellow writing - your crew can't miss it). Unload the three camels, each with a bag of 8,833 of the $1,000 bills in them. I will load the camels into that big commercial truck with some rented circus elephants, and I'll throw in a few cages full on monkeys so no one will suspect anything other than a traveling circus. Then ....
..... I will drive off with the cash - except 3 or 4 of the bills I will toss to your jet plane crew for gas money - and take care of the money from there. Have your crew fly to the NW Territories of Canada, and establish a base with a location address there. Have them contact your base crew in Pakistan, so they can email me the location details address up in Canada. I will go to a several hundred U.S. banks and exchange all the big bills for smaller $100 dollar bills. I will then load your 80% share of the smaller bills (212,000 x $100) into six Budget Rental trucks and drive to your new base in Canada to deliver the fresh crisp undetectable American bills. Your plane crew can fly out of Canadian airspace at night and bring you the green stuff back to Pakistan. Then all you have to do is go back to Switzerland and exchange them for Pakistani bills. Voila. We are both rich!!!!! Especially you fools.
Sincerely,
Sir/Madam
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mr. Zakir Mehmood" <m_zakir2000@primposta.com>
To: <calypso@comcast.net>
Sent: Saturday, January 24, 2004 9:00 PM
Subject: Urgent Reply
Mr. Zakir Mehmood
Soneri Bank Limited
Silver Jubilee Center,
Britto Road, Garden East,
Karachi,pakistan
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Zakir Mehmood official of Soneri Bank Limited .This is an urgent and very confidential business proposition.
On June 6, 2000,a Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the pakistan
Asian Institute of Mining and Metallurgy, Mr.kassim Hassan made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for twelve
calendar months, valued at US$26,500,000.00,(Twenty-six Million, five hundred thousand Dollars) in my branch.
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address,but got no reply. After a month,we sent a reminder
and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the National Petroleum Corporation that Mr.kassim Hassan died
from an automobile accident.On further investigation,I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to
trace his next of kin was fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr.kassim Hassan
did not declare any kin or relations in all his official
documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$26,500,000.00
has carefully been fixed in my bank for safe keeping.
No one will ever come forward to claim it.
According to Asian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years,
the money will revert to the ownership of the Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to
stand in as the owner of the money which was fixed deposited in my bank. I am writing you because
I as a public servant,i cannot operate a foreign account.
I want to present you as the owner of the funds so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney.
This is simple.I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney will prepare
the necessary documents which will put you in place as the beneficiary of the funds.
The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 80% for
me and 20% for you. The paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email and Upon your response,I shall then provide you with
more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both
of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in real estate within your country.
Due to the nature of confidentiality in this Transaction our
communication can only be via email and fax mostly.
Thanks and my regards.
Mr. Zakir Mehmood
Soneri Bank Limited
MY REPLY:
Dear Mr. Mehmood:
Re: Soneri Bank Funds
I am very interested in your proposition! I will be your foreign substitute stand in for the fallen multi millionaire. This is awesome! I love you for picking me!
Since I'm the only person you've sent this out to, I am sure you know of my address. But so that I don't have to upgrade from near top security all the way to top level security around my property, I will suggest we do this a fool proof way. This is how it will work great for all of us .....
..... You are to withdraw the $26,500,000.00 from it's confines in your bank. Take the cash and/or commodities to a Switzerland bank and exchange it for 26,500 American $1,000 bills. Bail it all in three large canvas sacks. Load the sacks along with three small but durable camels in the fastest cargo jet you can rent. Have your ground contacts email me upon your departure. DO NOT try to come through U.S. Customs! Then ....
.... fly in over Mexico at very low altitude, below radar detection level. Then elevate the jet back up to 45,000 feet and fly to that smaller airport just outside of Spokane, Washington (there's only one non international municiple airport that can land a plane that size - it's in the book). There, I will have waiting a small traveling circus caravan, including a large cargo truck with circus logos on it's side (white truck with red and yellow writing - your crew can't miss it). Unload the three camels, each with a bag of 8,833 of the $1,000 bills in them. I will load the camels into that big commercial truck with some rented circus elephants, and I'll throw in a few cages full on monkeys so no one will suspect anything other than a traveling circus. Then ....
..... I will drive off with the cash - except 3 or 4 of the bills I will toss to your jet plane crew for gas money - and take care of the money from there. Have your crew fly to the NW Territories of Canada, and establish a base with a location address there. Have them contact your base crew in Pakistan, so they can email me the location details address up in Canada. I will go to a several hundred U.S. banks and exchange all the big bills for smaller $100 dollar bills. I will then load your 80% share of the smaller bills (212,000 x $100) into six Budget Rental trucks and drive to your new base in Canada to deliver the fresh crisp undetectable American bills. Your plane crew can fly out of Canadian airspace at night and bring you the green stuff back to Pakistan. Then all you have to do is go back to Switzerland and exchange them for Pakistani bills. Voila. We are both rich!!!!! Especially you fools.
Sincerely,
Sir/Madam
I have gotten so many of them, I'm afraid to try to write back cause of fearing they will send me ten fold of the quantity of spamI get now. Let's go fishin instead. ;D
Smily 
