Post by Ink-Fish on Oct 8, 2003 11:27:45 GMT -5
Alright, here's my attempt at a joke, I'm not very funny so I had to steal a joke that someone emailed me:
A (non-descript hair color) woman calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
The guy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
She says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
A (non-descript hair color) woman calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
The guy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
She says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
