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Post by KingFisher85 on Sept 23, 2003 23:35:39 GMT -5
;D Man Caught Peeping In Toilet Police were called to a parking lot in Ceder Mills, Monday afternoon where they caughta man identified as RT . Apparently, he had dressed himself in clothing madeof trash bags and crawled into a portable toilet. A woman discovered RT vomiting onhimself and gasping for air in the 130 degree temperatures. Police had to cut the toilet opento remove . "We don't even know how he managed to get in there in the first place." SaidOfficer Jack O'Conner. When asked why he was in the portable toilet, responded, "I waslooking for treasure." will be sent to the Sunnydale Mental Health Facility in Sunnydale, California for mental analysis and observation. Officials suspect that he may have beenhiding in the portable toilet for nearly 6 hours, until the midday sun heated it to nearlylethal temperatures. Why he was hiding in the toilet is still unclear. But, they do know thathe was lucky to get out alive. Deputies hosed off before letting him into the back of their car, where he was then escorted tothe police station for questioning. Portable Toilet Similar to the one that was found in. www.strangereports.com/portabletoiletv.php ;D
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Post by RT on Sept 24, 2003 0:38:22 GMT -5
Hee hee - good one Mike. ;D But you left out some important details of interest! First off, I WAS searching for treasure in there. Tons of wallets and purses get lost in there, and unlike you Mike, most don't try to retrieve their kerplunked loot from the cess pool below. And I just can't stand the unscroupulous crapper companies getting all that loot that doesn't belong to them! So I put garbage bags over my scubba wet suit and oxygen mask goggles and go in to probe and retrieve these lost personal items and money for these unfortunate people. I just meticulously clean it all up for them, check for ID addresses, and mail everything back to them. Don't even tell them who I am - I'm not doing it for some kind of hero's credit. Making these people happy again is reward enough for me. btw, I don't know where the phoney 'peeping' theory came from. You noticed they didn't mention any eye holes cut into the bags, did ya! I wear those to both protect my wetsuit, and so as not to scare unwitting Honey Bucket users. If I hadn't sneezed when that one lady was in there, you wouldn't be reading this right now. So, there ya have it. ------------------ EDIT: Oh ya, I just noticed another link on that site you posted above - this is the one you posted: www.strangereports.com/portabletoiletv.phpI found another link there, it's called "Robber steals toilet seat", and it tells how to "get" people with prank reports - like the one above. Or just click on here to get there faster: www.strangereports.com/Good find, but I gotcha though.
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Post by KingFisher85 on Sept 24, 2003 0:43:00 GMT -5
Well RT, I found this one at that KGW web page
Toilet Paper Theft
Early Wednesday morning, a man walked into a small restaraunt in Portland Oregon but instead of ordering a meal like the usual guests, walked straight into the women's bathroom and ran back out with an armful of toilet paper. The waitress working there that day tried to stop the man from leaving the restaurant, but was not successful. Witnesses identified the man as RT , a resident of Portland Oregon. Police are still looking for RT for further questioning. Later in the day, a few local trees were covered in toilet paper. They suspect that these two crimes may be related.
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What you up to RT??? ;D
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Post by RT on Sept 24, 2003 0:46:57 GMT -5
Hey, are you now trying to tell us you are 'into' toilets - or what? ;D
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Post by KingFisher85 on Sept 24, 2003 0:50:10 GMT -5
Good way to change the subject RT ;D
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Post by coldasice97141 on Sept 24, 2003 23:01:17 GMT -5
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Post by bobnjig on Sept 24, 2003 23:03:12 GMT -5
nice.......is nothing safe anymore
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Post by Ink-Fish on Oct 9, 2003 15:44:47 GMT -5
Looks just like real toilet paper! Just substitue this roll, the "victim" can not tear it, or rip it! One of the funniest pranks! They will be screaming from the stall! $ 8.89 ...saw this on-line, thought it would apply here.
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